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#4 in my state in my state on quizup

won the world cup in 2009 on FIFA 


I love when people shut the fuck up

(Source: condom, via deenoverduniya)

me after eating one healthy meal:i wonder how much weight I've lost
friend:do you want to hang out?
me:i have to ask my mom
me:*doesn't ask mom*
me:she said no

Fuck all that talk and take shots to the kidney